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“Of course, I do but that’s the problem! I never even had sex before!” Michelle said with a red face.
“Juvia loves Gray so she’s willing! But I……I don’t even have a boyfriend!”
“If you’ve never had sex, how can you be pregnant?”
“I…..I don’t know! Y-you don’t think someone used something funny on me, right?! Wha-what am I going to do?”

“Gramps told me once, when I came back with Happy’s egg, there wasnt any kinda magic that can bring life… Unless you’re...
“Wha-what?!" "Y-you do know you’re not helping at all, right?"
“Eh? That’s impossible! Maybe you just forgot about it. It is impossible that you will suddenly get pregnant just like...