xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“H-huh? N-no! I’m not upset……I was just thinking! Y-yeah, thinking about the other members of Oracion Seis?”
“Oh that’s nice to hear. Well no, I’ve been going on a lot of missions with Juvia lately and I need the money too. I’m thinking of buying my own apartment. Since I don’t want to keep Oneesan busy with having me in her house.”
“….Okay…”
“Now that I think of it, Juvia hasn’t been around much lately… and I know Luce’ doesn’t mind you living with her at all! She likes the company!”
“No, no. You don’t want me to walk in on one of your possible sessions when I just got home from a mission now do you?” Michelle said with a teasing smirk. “…..and Anyways, I can manage, I’m planning on having a room in Fairy Hills or just buy an apartment. No biggie"

// oh stap!
//No need to be humble ^^ It’s true anyway >.<
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Oh. That is quite reasonable……..S-so, how is O-oneesan, doing?”
“Oi, oi! I didnt mean to upset you Michelle!”
“I know you’re not like that anymore, thats why it was a bad memory!… and Luce’ is good, havent you seen her lately?”
“H-huh? N-no! I’m not upset……I was just thinking! Y-yeah, thinking about the other members of Oracion Seis?"

"Oh that’s nice to hear. Well no, I’ve been going on a lot of missions with Juvia lately and I need the money too. I’m thinking of buying my own apartment. Since I don’t want to keep Oneesan busy with having me in her house."
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Hm? Oh, yes! She’s finally gone! I’m back to normal. Although, I do kind of miss that side of me…..”
“Did it bother you to see two Michelle’s? It is quite unnerving though, don’t you think.”
“It didnt bother me that there were two of you exactly…”
“It was really more because seeing that side of you again, acting like that again, made me think of some bad memories.”
“Oh. That is quite reasonable……..S-so, how is O-oneesan, doing?"

xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Oh, hello there, Natsu! How are you today?”
“Yea’, pretty good!”
”..You’re back to normal right? The ‘other you’ isn’t around anymore?”
“Hm? Oh, yes! She’s finally gone! I’m back to normal. Although, I do kind of miss that side of me….."

"Did it bother you to see two Michelle’s? It is quite unnerving though, don’t you think."
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“I’m Back!! How was everyone?”
“Yo Michelle!”
“Oh, hello there, Natsu! How are you today?"

xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Tch, Whatever. Anyways, what is this that I heard? You and Oneesama dating?! How shameful, you can’t even protect her.”
“Yes that’s true. I’m really thankful that you guys are here for me but I’d rather its all for Lucy-neesan.”
“I protect her just fine, thank you very much.”
“You gotta think a little about yourself too, Michelle, you’re a real live human now, right?”
“Tch. Whatever you say, pinky~"

"Ah yes, that’s true….I’m Sorry about that Natsu. So, how are you and Oneesan doing?"

xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Salmon? No wonder your cat love you so much!! Because your hair is named after a fish!”
“St-stop that! W-well, I’m glad that its all over. Although, I would be lying if I said I’m not carrying the guilt of it all.”
“Happy is not my cat, he’s my friend… and he’s never tried to eat my hair either, so please dont give him ideas.”
“Me too… but dont feel so guilty, Lucy forgave you right? So the rest of us have too!”
“Tch, Whatever. Anyways, what is this that I heard? You and Oneesama dating?! How shameful, you can’t even protect her."

"Yes that’s true. I’m really thankful that you guys are here for me but I’d rather its all for Lucy-neesan."

“Salmon? No wonder your cat love you so much!! Because your hair is named after a fish!"

"St-stop that! W-well, I’m glad that its all over. Although, I would be lying if I said I’m not carrying the guilt of it all."

xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“I…..I don’t know! Y-you don’t think someone used something funny on me, right?! Wha-what am I going to do?”
“Well, if you’ve never had sex, then, yeah. But I didnt think there was magic like that. Gramps said there wasnt…”
“Well, I guess eventually you’re gonna have a baby.”
“Wha-what?!"

"Y-you do know you’re not helping at all, right?"
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Of course, I do but that’s the problem! I never even had sex before!” Michelle said with a red face.
“Juvia loves Gray so she’s willing! But I……I don’t even have a boyfriend!”
“If you’ve never had sex, how can you be pregnant?”
“I…..I don’t know! Y-you don’t think someone used something funny on me, right?! Wha-what am I going to do?”

xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“I don’t know!”
“E-eh? Dream…..about. How would women dream about pregnancy?! Do you even know how much pregnancy hurts??”
“How can you not know?! Y-You do know how babies are made, right?”
“I dunno’! I always hear Juvia mumbling about she wants like 30 babies or something with Gray!”
“Of course, I do but that’s the problem! I never even had sex before!” Michelle said with a red face.

“Juvia loves Gray so she’s willing! But I……I don’t even have a boyfriend!"
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“They didn’t even got the chance to touch me before I strangle them with my vines.”
“How would I know?! I never got pregnant before!”
“Then who’s the father?!”
“And dont girls, I dunno, dream about this kinda stuff?”
“I don’t know!"

"E-eh? Dream…..about. How would women dream about pregnancy?! Do you even know how much pregnancy hurts??"
xxmichelle-imitatia-lobsterxx:
“Y-yes!! T-the last mission we took was taking down some thugs b-but……Natsuuuu~ what am I going to do?”
“What did the thugs do if you are pregnant?!?!”
“And I dont know… what are you supposed to do when you’re gonna have a baby?”
“They didn’t even got the chance to touch me before I strangle them with my vines."

"How would I know?! I never got pregnant before!"